is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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