yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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