Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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