Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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