Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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