Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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