their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I want to fling myself into the sun
Randomize
