So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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