I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I don't deserve a penis
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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