all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I looked at my own cervix.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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