yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Drake has all the answers
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Enjoy the penises
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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