how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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