I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
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