Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Bring me that man meat
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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