people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Drunk is a universal language darling
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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