I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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