I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I could fuck to npr.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Shame - the story of my life.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
Randomize
