Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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