Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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