im gay
i know
yea but for you.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
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