you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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