I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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