It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
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