Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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