Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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