If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
i think i have herpe
just one?
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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