How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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