people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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