It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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