Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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