its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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