Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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