So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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