I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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