I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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