She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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