she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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