O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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