In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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