No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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