trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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