so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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