Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
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