what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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