I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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