i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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