Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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