Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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