there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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