i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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